Soapy Massage Parlours in Thailand
While there are many pleasurable establishments to seek and explore in Thailand, Soapy Massage Parlours are an inescapable web for tourists wanting much more than just a tour of the temples, go island hopping or to bathe on the beaches. There is no need to hide the fact that a huge sect of both secretive and non-secretive foreigners come to Thailand for its sexual pursuits of which there are way too many to mention here. Since you are here and because you wanted to find a special place where the girls are not only young, hot and sexy but very friendly too, why not try some of the Massage Parlours on Ratchadpisek Road in Bangkok. I will also be reviewing similar soapy massage venues in Sukhumvit Road in due course so you'll possibly need to come back here for further updates. On this page we are going to seek and explore some the many massage parlours in Bangkok. And for those of you who are here for the first time, please pay close attention because there is a very good chance that you could be completely overwhelmed by all the excitement and frenzy that is so becoming of these establishments. You need to expect the unexpected. It is also not unusual for first timers to feel intimidated when faced with the prospect of so many
gorgeous girls
eager to attract male attention. It happened to a good friend of mine who became completely consumed Because it's not nearly as clear as it appears in any brochure, you need to be extremely careful as to how to conduct yourself properly for your own protection and safety. You could easily be on a collision course of colossal proportions if you don't know where to go, what to do or who to trust.
Soapy Massage Parlour Girls
Though prostitution in Thailand is technically illegal its sex industry thrives on it, and for very good reason too. It's a huge money making machine and nothing is going to stop it. Not you, your loved ones, your prized pet, the government, leaders of the opposition parties or for that matter other bizarre long lost causes or pie in the sky schemes. I'll explain but first... There are a few things you need to be aware of. Firstly the girls working in bars, go go bars and massage parlours work there voluntary, unlike those in neighbouring countries. So much so, most don't ever want to leave until they have made enough money to build a house for their parents, bought a pick-up truck for their father, a motorbike for their boyfriend or husband and perhaps even a couple of water buffaloes for their family and friends. Did I mention how much the massage parlour girls love gold jewellery too. No need to guess where the money comes from either, and the more the merrier. Scores of farangs contribute millions of dollars to this needy cause each and every day. And the country couldn't possibly survive without it. Secondly think of the massive amount of jobs this industry creates. What about the huge taxes derived from it or the families and corrupt officials who feed from it. What would these girls be doing otherwise. Working in a sweat-shop... I think not. Besides which is the better of the two evils. You may ask yourself why the government doesn't put a stop to all this. Are you crazy. They also need to feed their families. Next time you visit a soapy massage parlour, not only are you going to enjoy it but you will be contributing to a very needy cause. Does this make any sense. Better you don't answer this, rather send me your comments. I'd love to hear them.
Halem Soapy Massage Parlour
A great many soapy massage parlours in Bangkok display what is commonly known as the fishbowl effect in which sit a bevy of beautiful Thai ladies. There can easily be as many as fifty girls at any given time sitting there waiting for potential customers. They sit in tiered rows of seats similar to those found at sports events. The newer, prettier and younger ones sit right in front and the further back you look, the older they become. These fishbowls are ever so brightly lit at the best of times, so you just might want to reach for your sun glasses. More to cover the shock and disbelief than your eyes. However once you have become accustomed to the spectacle before you, everything else should slowly come together. It won't help though that so many girls will be staring and smiling at you. It's all part of the greater ambiance of the soapy massage establishments in Thailand so the sooner you acclimatise, the better everything becomes. The girls often sit in these fishbowls for hours on end gossiping amongst themselves all the while applying fresh makeup and filing their nails. Some may get to watch a little TV too. I assume it must get very hot at times. Every girl has a round disk displaying a number making your selection easy. The Thai style parlours are nothing remotely like its western counterparts. While there is a very good chance you'll feel a tad intimidated by what you see, it may take a while to come down to earth to the point where you'll feel a lot more relaxed. In situations like these, the best thing you can do is to take a deep breath and order yourself a large drink. There is always a number of seats in which to survey your surroundings. Sit down, light up a cigarette (you may need one now) and tell that tout to get off your back. Once you've familiarized and scrutinized your surroundings and had a good old look around, you should begin to loosen up a tad. It can be somewhat daunting to say the least, especially while so many girls are observing your every move. They smile at you all the time but that I'm afraid is just a ploy so that hopefully you'll pick the one making the most noise... if you get my drift. I bet you'd like to take them all. Maybe next time. There are so many girls to choose but at least the spotlight is not on you, so take your time.
Poseidon Soapy Massage Parlour
How the system WorksThis is how it works: Most of the girls sit in the fishbowl but in some soapy massages parlours, you'll also find a few girls sitting outside these bowls. The reason for this is simple as was explained to me. The girls outside are the newest and youngest of the bunch. There's even a good possibility that they are also new to the business, however I wouldn't count on it.The newer and younger girls placed outside the bowl are usually more pricey than the girls sitting in the fishbowl. However prices can fluctuate between one parlour and another depending on the more upmarket the establishment is, but generally the prices are pretty much the same. You may find that the gentleman clubs catering for Japanese men are a lot more expensive because some of the girls are very much younger. Once you've spotted your dream girl, or the possibility of more than one, approach a papasan and or a mamasan seen loitering around your every move, to place your order. You can't help but notice these pathetic beings also know as touts or pimps or whatever else you might like to call them. They can be absolute pests and my advice is to get rid of them as quickly as possible. Don't ever ask them for advice or offer to give them any tips. Placing your order for a girl at a soapy massage parlour in Thailand is much the same as placing an order for a burger at McDonald's, only the soapy massage girls are far more juicer. You can have my vote on this one. Touts will inevitably lead you to the front desk where you'll be asked to pay. They may try to extort some sort of commission out of you but as much as they keep hustling you, keep calm and tell them in a language they don't understand. Go and get lost. For all the good papasans and mamasans out there, I do apologize but for the bad ones, you seriously need to consider joining a rehabilitated centre that specializes in better management skills. Not only will it be good for your health but there's a good chance that your commission levels will improve quite substantially. Though prices for soapy massages are generally fixed, as in any society, there are always a few corrupt officials on the take. The touts here are no different, so there's no harm engaging in a little bargaining even at these parlours. It's actually a thrill to win over the touts if that's at all possible. The girl who's number you have chosen will meet with you, then once you have paid the agreed amount, you'll be directed to a private room. Once there you may be asked if you'd like a drink to calm your nerves. You begin with a soapy bath then a body to body soapy massage. (hence the name) Usually you'll lie on your stomach on an inflatable mat while the naked girl rides and slides up and down. Thereafter you can decide what cums next. Prices are for either a two hour session or a one and a half hour session.
Meree Soapy Massage Parlour
Alternative Massage ParloursAkane Fashion Massage Parlour on Sukhumvit Soi 33 in Bangkok offers you an extremely popular form of stress relief should you be wanting an alternative to the regular soapy massage parlours. Plenty of sexy girls to match the service of a full body lotion massage with prostate stimulation.Kochoran Massage Parlour on Sukhumvit Soi 33 in Bangkok offers you a therapeutic treatment similar in style to a fashion massage which will also include an exfoliating body scrub to help promote increased circulation as well as a lotion massage with a happy ending. Well worth every penny. Nyan Nyan Massage Parlour on Sukhumvit Soi 33 in Bangkok offers you a unique form of body massage using a special transparent and tasteless slippery gel called Nuru. When applied will arouse the sexual senses, help relieve any tension you may have and also promote increased circulation.
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