Thai Ladyboys

Isn't he just gorgeous

Close encounters with beautiful big-breasted Thai Ladyboys

There's nothing that could possibly prepare you for a life-changing experience than a night out on the town. But more than just the typical entertainment you might expect in any city such as Bangkok, you are sure to come face to face with some carnal temptations like no other. I'll get to that later.

Thailand has an ever growing population of ladyboys and they are accepted as part of the greater Thai society. Some even become national celebrities and star in popular transvestite shows. The most famous one being Tiffany's in Pattaya.

A Tiffany's Beauty

Thai Ladyboys at Tiffany's

Then there's the Miss Tiffany Pageant which brings the country to a virtual standstill every year. These boys earn a small fortune and can afford to have cosmetic surgery at the best private hospitals money can buy.

However, many ladyboys live ordinary working lives in shops, hairdressing salons and banks while others have discovered that it's a lot easier to ply their trade in the heart of major tourist centres. Unsuspecting males often fall for their charms.

Ladyboys in Phuket

Thai Ladyboys

Some tourists want you to believe that you only have to look for tell-tale signs like the male Adam's apple. Well! Thai men have them surgically removed too.
All ladyboys have female hormone injections and nearly all have breast implants.

Thai men are naturally slim and petite so big feet and hands are also no sure give-away. When dressed up to the nines, its hard to tell who's the real MacCoy.

Can you spot the Ladyboy

A Tiffany Beauty

Thai Ladyboys

If you are not too familiar with Thai ladyboys, you may soon discover that the petite beauty you were convinced was a pretty Thai girl, is not as innocent as you thought. If you are not sure in identifying the subtle difference, you may try a second approach. To be more specific, simply ask... are you a boy or a girl.

Some ladyboys may think the approach a little rude but are accustomed to many forms of harassment and are seldom embarrassed. They in all likelihood, will give you a straight answer. I have been witness to many a tourist hand in hand with a ladyboy and often wonder... does he really know. Nothing surprises me here.

Thai Ladyboys after the Show

Red face ecounters with Thai Ladyboys

Unknowingly and sooner than you may think, you could be making your way back to your hotel with a busty ladyboy on your arm. Can you just imagine the shock when you realize the mistake. It could even be too late as the discovery may only become known the following day. Lets hope that your friends never find out and that the experience will have left you with a higher Thai lifestyle education.

Thai Ladyboy Crimes

Making a living on the wrong side of the law

Police started receiving reports of robberies from several shamefaced men who claimed that while sleeping in their cars, a group of four women had somehow got into their vehicles, preformed oral sex on them before making off with their possessions. At first, police where unable to apprehend the gang because the attacks took place late at night while the hapless victims were less than sober.

As the number of these bizarre robberies gathered momentum, the gang's luck was about to change when one such victim was sober enough to give a full description of two of the suspects. One particular fat female form had trouble keeping up with her mates as they all tried to flee the crime scene.

With this information on hand, the police where more than convinced that they had their man and so confronted the infamous Gang Kratoy Khwai also known as the Buffalo Ladyboy Gang because of their portly member. Once the gang were apprehended and interrogated, they confessed to their formidable deeds.

In litigation the gang said that they would seek out any drunks who had fallen asleep in their cars. One of the gang members would be assigned to guard duty while another searched for anything of value. A third member would restrain the inebriated man while rummaging through his pockets and a forth would preform the dirty deed. (For those in the know, that would be the oral sex part).

On being questioned as to why they even bothered with the sexual aspect of their crime, the answer that came back, was a little surprising to say the least.
It was considered an appropriate token of thanks for the goods stolen.

The moral of this story: Drink or Drive.

An innocent Thai Ladyboy gaze

Something to reflect upon

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