There are three Colonze Massage Parlours in Bangkok. They are just like three sister siblings, or you could say, three best friends, One is inside the Crystal Hotel just off Rachadaphisek Road, and the other two are on Rama 9 Road. All three parlours will provide you with a soapy massage, and for a little extra, you can try one of those famous slippery Nuru massages too.
Colonze 1 is the largest of the three establishments specialising in full body massage, soapy massage and Nuru massage. Here you'll have a choice of pretty fishbowl girls, some prime "sideline" girls as well a few model girls. Note that not all the girls offer Nuru massage so if you want to try the special treatment, let management know beforehand. The cost for this service is an extra 600 THB. The best time to visit is around 7:00 pm when most of the girls will be there.
Colonze 2 is another sister venue located just a few minutes walk from Ratchadaphisek Road. This one is on the ground floor of the Crystal Hotel. Much like Colonze 1, here you'll find a medium-sized fishbowl with about 20 to 30 hostesses and a few "sideline" girls.
And if you take the stairway, close to the fishbowl, it will lead you up to the next level, where you'll find some gorgeous model girls. Hostesses sporting the letter "G" on their badges are the ones offering the Nuru massage. The extra cost for this service is 600 THB.
Though some of the rooms may seem to be a tad tarnished and in desperate need of a little tender loving care, they are clean, comfortable and spacious with the large double beds being in an ethical and new condition. The rooms also come fully equipped with big bathtubs in which to relax before the main event begins.
Colonze 4 is the smallest of the group, and as with Colonze 1, it's on Rama 9 Road. All three Colonze Massage Parlours offer the same treatments, such as full-body, soapy and Nuru massage. This one has two glass enclosures (fishbowls) one on the ground floor and the other on the second floor, where you'll find sideline girls.
The rooms are clean and comfortable with spacious bathtubs. However, unlike its sister parlours, the Papasans have been known to be a bit pushy. You do get this happening from time to time in some massage parlours, but if you're not happy, leave and go to another venue. There are just so many of them around.
Colonze 1 hostess prices range from 1,800 THB to 2,200 THB
Colonze 2 hostess prices range from 1,700 THB to 6,600 THB
Colonze 4 hostess prices range from 2,000 THB to 2,600 THB
Below is a breakdown of costs for the girls at Colonze 2. The various badge numbers indicate the rates and letters the hostesses wear on their clothing.
3xx (fishbowl girls) are the cheapest at 1,700 THB for 2 hours.
4xx (fishbowl girls) is next at 1,900 THB for 2 hours.
G (Nuru gel massage girls) is an extra 600 THB from standard fishbowl rates. Note that not all the girls offer this service, only some of them in the fishbowl.
L (fishbowl girls) is 2,200 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
V (sideline girls) is 2,500 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
S (sideline model girls) is 3,000 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
SL (sideline model girls) is 3,600 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
SM (sideline model girls) is 4,600 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
Triple Number (sideline model girls) is 5,600 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
PR (sideline model girls) is 6,600 THB for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
Getting to the Colonze massage parlours is relatively easy. Colonze 1 is at 821 Rama 9 Road and Colonze 4 is on Rama 9 Road Soi 26 (Soi Soonvijai).
Colonze 2 is inside the Crystal Hotel at 69 Soi Natong (Ratchada Soi 7), Ratchadaphisek Road. You'll find the place between Huai Khwang and the Thailand Cultural Centre (BTS) stations. From Thailand Cultural Centre station, walk past Carrefour, Home Pro and the Robinson shopping centres. Then turn left at the first corner. Colonze 2 is further up to your left.
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Angelina Massage is opposite the Amari Atrium Hotel on New Phetchaburi Road. It may not have seen the light of day and the girls may be a tad tired, but then again, it won't cost you an arm and a leg to pay a visit.
La Defense Massage is on Rama 9 Road next to the Royal Pacific Hotel. It is one of the hottest soapy massage salons in the city. It may be a little out of town, a little pricey, but it's top on service.
La Belle Entertainment is just past the overhead bridge near Asok on New Phetchaburi Road and next door to the Siam Hotel. It's a relatively new place, but a great place to meet a lot of girls.
Meree Body Massage and Entertainment Complex is on Petchaburi Road. It's another great place to meet super sexy girls.
Victoria Massage is on Rama 9 Road and close to the La Defense massage parlour. This salon has a great atmosphere, friendly staff, excellent service and some super looking girls money can buy.
Utopia Entertainment is on Rama 9 Road and one of the most upmarket soapy massage salons in town. You can expect to get the best girls and service but plan to dig a little deeper in your pockets.
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