Thailand's Dumbest Drug Dealers

Dumbest Drug Dealers

Take for instance the Thai couple who where recently caught red-handed by Pattaya Police for dealing in a potentially dangerous concoction of what many believe to be a relatively toxic narcotic of perilous proportions. But it was all a bit too late for the red-faced couple as they then tried in vain to conceal their ill-gotten gains as the early hours of morning approached.

Someone had given the police a tip-off that eventually lead to their arrest. Perhaps a jittery gang member denied his fair share of the loot once the drugs were sold, sold his story to the police. Could it be possible that this dim-witted twenty five year old fellow and his equally dopey thirty year girlfriend accomplice could carry out their dirty dealings indefinitely.

Surely that sooner rather than later there was going to be an all out and out possibility that these dumb criminals might eventually get caught.

Drug Business is not for Everyone

The moral of this story is, if you are going to manufacture drugs, go large and don't do it from a rented room. There are far too many spy cameras everywhere and your landlord could just be the one watching you. Also never tell your friends, family and acquaintances that you have found a great way to make some easy money. You never know when you could have a fall out of sorts. Best of all though, stay out the drug business altogether. Try getting an honest job and that way you'll stay out of jail.

Dumbest Drug Dealers

If you could count the cost of crime in Pattaya, you would have to come to the conclusion that this particular part of Thailand is home to some of the highest incidences of criminality there is in the country. Not only has it become quite famous for it's unruly conduct but it's also well known for some of the greatest felony misdemeanors this side of the equator.

However as a model tourist such as I believe you just might be, there is little doubt in my mind that you would ever stumble across any of these bizarre behavioral pattens other than the odd drunken brawl or two.

Getting back to my story about the moronic pair of the most dumbest drug dealers in Pattaya who simply happened to find themselves in a slippery situation at a road block, you would have to ask yourself why on earth would a semi conscious person of reasonable pigheadedness behave in a manner unbecoming of someone carrying illegal narcotics. Do they not know they could be looking for a lot of trouble. Obviously not in this case.

Police Intervention

Yaba is a combination of methamphetamine and caffeine. It simply means crazy medicine in Thai. The drug is popular in Asian communities as well as the USA and is increasingly available at rave and techno parties.

Not only did this dumb druggie get the nerve to babble away about his helping hand to a few needy kids barely old enough to vote, he was soon to blurt out the name of another male associate of his in the drug business who was later caught with a quantity of methamphetamine for sale. What the heck is wrong with this dude! Isn't getting nabbed enough. All these individuals were hauled off to the police station for further questioning.

If you should be in the drug business yourself, though regrettably not, you wouldn't want this bloke on your pay roll. Lucky for you he and his partner would soon be spending a little quality time in the slammer.

Now if you insist on selling drugs to your mates or whoever else you might meet on the streets of Thailand or for that matter anywhere else on this planet, please make sure that you have not taken a fair quantity of drugs yourself. That way you there is less chance that you'd end up behaving suspiciously, especially while driving around the town.

You may have noticed on the videos above that the dumbest drug dealers seen here have now lost their once happy and smiley faces. Click on the link here to see more of some of the most dumbest criminals in Thailand.

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